Via Chicago

The 5th annual St. John's Lutheran Church English Christmas Festival was a total success. Ask the DeSotos, who were there in force watching me make a fool of myself in my jazz band uniform singing a song with five adults, none of whom despite their advanced years sing as well as I do. (And I'm terrible, so that gives you an idea how far they've fallen...)

GAH!!!! The physics test!!!
(Remember the halcyon days of our youth, when "G" was just like any other letter? As Trixi Bick would say, it has acquired a pejorative connotation.)